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Post  Ape on Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:00 am

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in
because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy
daughters and a Healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
Tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet Came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years Ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said
the Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet
came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'

I KNOW YOU SMILED What a Face
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Post  Chatmaster on Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:06 am

I did smile I also laughed a little.
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Post  Ape on Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:51 pm

Knew you would like it !
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